Tim Browne

Timothy James "Tim" Browne (born February 1st 1993) is one of the founding members of the band.

Personal Life
At a very early age, Tim began a string of relationships with numerous female celebrities. At age 12 he became involved with pop star Britney Spears, and many of the singer's best selling songs such as Baby One More Time were written with Tim in mind. The couple broke up soon after, with Tim stating the relationship had become "Toxic". He moved on through numerous other women, such as Gwen Stefani, Sigourney Weaver and Beyoncé, before finally settling down and marrying Avril Lavigne. As stated in The Slurps: A Documentary, the couple eventually filed for divorce after Lavigne refused to implement the act of slurping into her records.

However, it is currently unknown whether this was actually Tim, as he is a confirmed homosexual. Many sources indicate these acts could have been performed by his evil twin, Timothiaras.

The Slurps
Tim formed the band with fellow members Daniel Martin and Rhydian Cooper after being bored following a group viewing of Firefly in Tim's Room. The trio simply gathered around Tim's keyboard, and initially began simply slurping along while Tim played various chords (this recording would later become known among fans as Slurp Chords).