Slurps Dans Paris

Slurps Dans Paris ("Slurps in Paris") is the sixth track on the band's first EP, The Slurp Sessions. It is 3:18 long and features vocals and random, unnecessary percussion.

Composition and Lyrical Content
The song features Tim and Dan having a bizarre discussion. The song is bilingual, containing both English and French. For some aggravating reason, Rhyd provides some backing percussion.

Lyrics
Tim: Bonjour! Je m'apelle Moniseur Browne et ils ont Les Slurps, dans Paris! Avec moi, aussi c'est...

Dan: Dan.

Tim: Oui. Oui. Dan, qu'est que tu pense a l'autobus?

Dan: Uhh, oui?

Tim: Non. Non. C'est pas juste, c'est pas juste. Moi, j'aime manger beaucoup d'enfants. Et toi?

Dan: Uhh oui oui.

Tim: Non. Non. C'est pas juste c'est pas juste. Moi, moi J'ADORE beaucoup d'enfants et manger, manger beaucoup d'enfants. C'est fantastique! Mais toi? Toi pense que aussi?

Dan: I like sandwiches.

Tim: Non. Non. Tu n'aime pas les sandwiches.

Dan: Uhh croissant?

Tim: Qu'est que tu pense a la croissant?

Dan: Uhh oui. Yeah. Croissants I love croissants.

Tim: Oui. Moi aussi.

Dan: Yeah. Oui.

Tim: Oui. Quelquefois, j'adore des poisson. Pour ma petit dejeuner. Et toi?

Dan: Poisson... poisson... person! I like people.

Tim: Non. Non. Non, nooon. Moi, j'aime les poissons pour ma petit dejeuner. Parce que je suis tres interessant. Oui.

Dan: People are interesting?

Tim: Non, non. Moi. Je suis interessant.

Dan: I'm interesting?

Tim: MOI. MOI. JE SUIS INTERESSANT. Non. Non toi. Moi.

Dan: I'm not interesting?

Tim: Non. Qu'est que tu mange pour tu cabinet de francais? J'ai beaucoup cahier de francais. J'ai BEAUCOUP cahier de francais! Et toi?

Dan: Pour ma petit dejeuner je mange des cereals et je bois de jus de terre.

Tim: Jus de terre?

Dan: Jus de terre.

Tim: Quoi?

Dan: Jus de terre.

Tim: Quoi?

Dan: J-Jus de terre.

Tim: Quoi?

Dan: Jus de terre.

Tim: Tu bois jus de terre?

Dan: Yeah... juice of... the... orange juice.

Tim: Quoi? WHY ARE YOU DRUMMING? WHERE ARE THE DRUMS COMING FROM? JUST LIKE RANDOM DRUMS? I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY THE DRUMS. YET THERE ARE DRUMS.

Rhyd: I'm sorry.

Tim: This is not good enough. I don't understand.

Dan: What's jus de terre again?

Tim: Juice of the earth.

Rhyd: Do you want to stop?

Tim: Yes.

Translation
Tim: Hello! My name is Mr. Browne! And we are The Slurps, in Paris! With me also is...

Dan: Dan.

Tim: Yes, yes. Dan what do you think of the bus?

Dan: Uhh, yes?

Tim: No. No. It's not fair. It's not fair. Me? I like eating lots of children. And you?

Dan: Uhh yes yes.

Tim: No. No. It's not fair it's not fair. Me, I love lots of children and eating, eating lots of children. It's fantastic! But you? You think so too?

Dan: I like sandwiches.

Tim: No, no you don't like sandwiches.

Dan: Uhh croissant?

Tim: What do you think of the croissant?

Dan: Uhh yes. Yeah. Croissants I love croissants.

Tim: Yes. Me too.

Dan: Yeah. Yes.

Tim: Yes. Sometimes I love fish. For breakfast. And you?

Dan: Fish... fish... person! I like people.

Tim: No. No. Nooooo. No. Me, I like fish for my breakfast. Because I'm very interesting. Yes.

Dan: People are interesting?

Tim: No, no. Me. I'm interesting.

Dan: I'm interesting?

Tim: ME. ME. I'M INTERESTING. NOT YOU, ME.

Dan: I'm not interesting?

Tim: No. What do you eat for your French cabinets? I have lots of french books. I have A LOT of french books. And you?

Dan: For breakfast I eat cereal and drink the juice of the earth.

Tim: Juice of the earth?

Dan: Juice of the earth.

Tim: What?

Dan: Juice of the earth.

Tim: What?

Dan: J-Juice of the earth.

Tim: What?

Dan:Juice of the earth.

Tim: You drink Juice of the earth?

Dan: Yeah... juice of... the... orange juice.

Tim: Quoi? WHY ARE YOU DRUMMING? WHERE ARE THE DRUMS COMING FROM? JUST LIKE RANDOM DRUMS? I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY THE DRUMS. YET THERE ARE DRUMS.

Rhyd: I'm sorry.

Tim: This is not good enough. I don't understand.

Dan: What's juice of the earth again?

Tim: Juice of the earth.

Rhyd: Do you want to stop?

Tim: Yes.