Slurp Center

Slurp Center is a song on the album Future Slurps. It is 2:03 long and features guitar and piano, with spoken word.

Composition and Lyrical Content
The song features the theme song from the Pokemon Center repeated in various pitches, played on both piano and guitar simultaneously. Accompanying this is a narrative whereby it is discovered that Dan both sells Pokemon and eats both Pokemon and human beings.

Lyrics
Oh hey Rhyd what brings you to the Pokemon Center? Oh hey Tim! I'm just here with my Ampharos he... he got knocked up. Shit. Yeah I'm just here with my Raichu he's got a bit of a wonky tail. Yeah I was gonna say he looked a bit... He's gone a bit *whistles* Hey guys Oh hey Dan Oh Dan, Dan hey What's going on man? I um, I sell Pokemon You...? Is that a new thing? Okay, you sell them, cool, I mean I think that's illegal. Yeah that's not really how it works, Dan. Oh, no, no, you're getting it wrong I sell their... bits. Ahh... uhh... what? Bits of them? Bits of Pokemon? Yeah I sell their arms and legs and tails How do you... what? How do you come across these arms and legs do you just find them on the road and stuff? Yeah. Right so you don't, you don't actually lob off their arms? Um. Oh shit where's...where's... where's my Raichu gone, man? Where's my Ampharos actually? ...D-Dan?! Dan is that Raichu's rectal cavity?! Dan don't eat it! AAAH THAT'S MY... THAT'S MY BUDDY! No, Dan! You can't do this to me!!! AAH Dan that is f***ing disgusting. Y-you don't eat- Oh God no! Dan! Dan! You can't take Rhydian's kidney! That's my other kidney! Don't put it in a crisp packet! Dan give me back my kidney! There's bits of Rhydian's kidney in my face!! Dan there's- Oh my God, no! For God's sake no, don't take his ribs out! Oh my God. Dan, DAN! I need ALL of them! Dan don't, they're not SPARE ribs! Dan that lung was precious to me! Dan... Dan put his head back on Oh he's gone. I mean this is why we don't invite Dan places, he just always ends up eating everyone.