Slurps are the Future

Slurps are the Future is the first song featured on the album Future Slurps. It is 1:00 long and features synth and vocals.

Composition and Lyrical Content
The song serves as an opener for the album. It features Rhyd describing The Slurps' transformation "from an indie band to a religion" in the future, with a futuristic accompaniment on the synth.

Lyrics
The year is 3014

The Slurps have expanded from an indie band to a religion

Humanity is united within Slurpdom

Whether they want to be, or not.

Humans are expected to pray

Five times a day

To the superiority of The Slurps

For one day, they too

Will be embraced

Into The All-Slurp

* slurps*

Credits
Synth: Tim

Vocals: Rhyd